Incident of the day. The childrens father (a mall novice) took one child (age 3) to the mall today. He lost that child at the mall. Luckily some concerned citizens stopped her from exiting the mall. They called security but her father found her before security arrived. Unfortunately the child refused to acknowledge her father and continued her big escape. This made the concerned citizens even more concerned. This poor beautiful child was now not only in danger of being run over by a car but also being kidnapped by a strange man dressed head to toe in University of Utah apparel. Eventually he was able to convince the child and citizens that he was in fact her father. The fact that he hadn't showered today (or shaved in two weeks) and resembled a homeless man didn't help the situation. Don't worry, everyone is now tucked safely in their beds at home. Unfortunately, the children father still hasn't showered (or shaved) at continues to resemble a homeless man.
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